#2: The Hot Diggity Dogger Our first useless item that you will love is taken right from eBay (HOT DIGGITY DOGGER LINK). The Hot Diggity Dogger allows you to not only cook hot dogs in a toaster-like device, it allows you to toast your buns at the same time. It is unknown if this comes in a foot long hotdog size.
#1: All-in-One Breakfast Station If you like coffee, bagels and eggs, save some space and amaze your friends with the Breakfast Station. This item was found on Big Lots website. We are not sure if it exists, but we want one any way.
WARNING: These devices will annoy your spouse. We are not responisble for lost relationships or having to sleep on the sofa.